Things I've said recently that were earnest at the time but,
upon reflection, seem really ludicrous:
- "What on earth did the pool guy do to the pool? That's it, time to fire him."
- "Where do you suppose the maid put our new champagne glasses?"
- "Our driver got in an accident? But we were supposed to go out for dinner tonight!"
- "He can't go to a funeral! He has to get the generator working first."
- "We are almost out of Chinese tea. When we go to Hong Kong let's buy some more."