Saturday, June 30, 2007

Saturday Morning

I heard two women talking the other day. "Two of my friends in their 60's broke their hips recently. One was coming out of church and tripped over a curb. The other one was at a craft show and caught her foot."

If I ever break my hip let it please not be while doing lame old-lady activities like going to church or a craft show. Please let it happen while I am bungee jumping or dancing at a disco in some exotic land or fleeing the police at a crack-house raid.

I guess I better take up bungee jumping, disco, and crack.

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