This is Unprecedented

You are not going to believe this. So I took a photo to prove to you that THERE ARE NO OPEN BOXES OF CEREAL IN MY CUPBOARD!



Note there is plenty of cereal on the unopened cereal shelf (top shelf). But the opened cereal shelf is EMPTY! Not even an open box of crackers.


After I took the photo I started thinking about it and checked and, sure enough, THERE IS ONLY ONE OPEN MUSTARD in the fridge:

This is a once in a lifetime occurrence at our house, I'm pretty sure. Good thing I can blog this for posterity. Otherwise no one will ever believe this story when I tell it in 10 years. And believe me, you are going to hear this story for at least the next 10 years.